“The United States of America Republic” just does not roll off the tongue. We should change that name to something shorter.

To quote the kids on the playground: “You and what army?”

I think that’s somewhere in Luke.

I cannot help but be morbidly impressed with this operation being carried out. Don’t get me wrong, it was absolutely morally reprehensible, but this is James Bond villain-level stuff.

#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.

Alien 1: “I don’t get it, we’ve been trying to contact them for ages now. You don’t think they sacrificed their chance to join the interstellar community in order to have better phone reception or something, did they?”

Alien 2: “Well maybe if you didn’t keep sticking probes up their asses, they’d be more communicative!”

These guys really like their FOIA requests, don’t they?

Atlanta is pretty progressive despite the state around it.

Jeez. Tough room.

They really need to switch to an LED eye.

Imagine being sued for patent infringement for 3D printing a live Pygmy hippo.

It confused me too.

Oh is it? My mistake.

Kind of boring actually.

Do we need any more proof that the rapture is over and we missed it?

Shouldn’t have taken that nap.

I’m old enough to remember the time when Elon did whatever the governments of Turkey and India wanted him to regarding Twitter.

First of all, there’s a full article. Secondly, this is about sexual abuse.

I guess that’s more than copy/paste, although it could just be that they went to the entry they were told about and took a screenshot, having never looked at it before.

Me. Because I don’t like the clumps. Also, you do it while the water is heating up. It’s not like it takes extra time.