We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
cumfetti
I’d say at least it’s not generational lead poisoning, but we’ll probably end up with that too at this rate
Approximately 40.5% of men and women will be diagnosed with cancer at some point during their lifetimes.
this might be worse than generational lead poisoning
Probably worse. There is a high risk that the microplastics will cause inflammation that will lead to cancer. Microplastics are everywhere in our bodies, which means we may develop cancers throughout our body.
“You got microplastics in my semen!”
“You got semen in my microplastics!”
- Reese’s SemenPlastic Cups
Misread “tested” as “tasted” at first
They found it women’s placenta as well. We’re fucked as a species.
god we’re so cooked
So… now we need to stop jerking off because this polutes the environment too! ?!
I’ll never watch porn the same way again.
It is as Jeff Goldblum said in Jurassic Park: “Life finds a way, that way is plastic, and it’s not fantastic.”
Does this mean people can now count as sone firm of 3d printing extruder?
New gender just dropped? Female: x Male: x Other: 3D printer extruder ✔️
Well helloooo GOLIATH!
We just need to recycle more
