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This one is definitely my favorite so far. So ominous
Smash out a quick one
These made me giggle unreasonably
“💕the smell of a fresh baked loaf💕”
I made this one on a post a few days ago:
For those suffering from kidney stones
Also valid for people who have IBS / IBD. Taking a shit that’s not a ≥45min ordeal that makes you feel like you want to die is definitely enjoyable
Hang it in The bedroom
My mom had an inspirational sign in one of her bathrooms that said, “Embrace this moment, for this moment is your life.” perfectly matched to her decor. She knew exactly what she was doing.
That sort of reminds me of this:
Religions have formed around less profound statements than this
I couldn’t find a “you’re here because of coffee”. So this was the next best.
Or maybe hang this one in the kitchen
or
Ah, I like the way you think!
This room is for messes and memories.
The ibky rule here is always consider seconds.
Five second rule applies here
Lol, should say only rule. Stupid keyboard.
Damnit Martin I don’t think they meant it literally
Goes viral or bacterial?
Poop knife joke.
Kick the Bucket!
