We all are dude. It’s just most people are afraid of their own irrelevance.

TIL that Zynga still exists.

That much positivity is enough to make anyone suicidally depressed.

Muppet fighting ring, funniest shit ever.

There’s no one right answer. It totally depends on you, your parents, and your dynamic. Did/do your parents treat you like shit? Did they blow through their all of their retirement money in 5 years? Are they in a 800k empty house but refuse to downsize for no good reason?

IDFK, ask me when I’m 65.

When you remove the barriers to entry, the average quality users decreases, leading to an increase of corporate interest in an attempt to market to them all. These corporations do not care about the environment, and they run what the masses haven’t yet trashed in order to commodify it for maximum profit.

First the planet, then the Internet, next who knows? Maybe the entire human genome. Soon everyone will have to pay to remove dream ads and there will be a paywall inhibiting serotonin production without a subscription.

Math: Imaginary numbers!

Me: Fuck that, imaginary dragons.

Corporations: why spend our own money when we can get these chumps to spend it for us?

Sugar and caffeine.

Sure babe, but what’s with the gun? Usually the “chill” part comes later.

Well besides the fact that AOL didn’t work that way, I’ve never been “on holiday” in my life.

So it turned out that Miss Independent was the real sponge all along.

My fiancee instantly saw it as π also lol

Five men.

Six words.

Two mistakes.

This summer, they are:

Scared & Stupid (rated R)

I’d hate to live somewhere that spells it “kheese curds.”

His name is Dong?

Aluminum foil.

Having been living it for the last what 10 years now? It amazes me how stupid and gullible the right wing public is.

That’s 11’8", probably the most famous can opener there is. Although they recently raised the bridge height to make it line up better or something, which resulted in it becoming 12’4". It’s still opens a few cans sometimes though.