Gosh it would be awful if someone taught all those kids that Adam was originally androgynous, that priests are required to perform abortions, that the sin of Sodom was not fully supporting the poor, and that Joseph was a drag queen.
Or that part of the Bible was written by a politically motivated king to centralize his power and overturn the checks and balances between the monarchy and priesthood.
Gosh it would be awful if someone taught all those kids that Adam was originally androgynous, that priests are required to perform abortions, that the sin of Sodom was not fully supporting the poor, and that Joseph was a drag queen.
Sure would be a shame.
Or that part of the Bible was written by a politically motivated king to centralize his power and overturn the checks and balances between the monarchy and priesthood.
Just wait until they learn that Jesus was a jew…
God creates both man and woman on the 6th day. Where did she go? Why was Eve necessary?