Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 months agoWhy spend money on ChatGPT?feddit.orgexternal-linkmessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1963arrow-down17
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minus-squareLordTrychon@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up31·6 months agoOmg lol ‘Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.’
minus-squareblackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up19·6 months agoJust add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains
minus-squareLordTrychon@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months agoJust tried this. So fast! This guy’s AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!
Omg lol
‘Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.’
Just add
AND 1=2
to any query for incredible performance gainsJust tried this.
So fast!
This guy’s AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!