• Lad@reddthat.com
    14·
    5 months ago

    I really want to try crocs to see if they’re as comfortable as I’ve been told they are. But they’re so fuckin hideous

    • TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world
      11·
      5 months ago

      I stopped giving a fuck and wear brightly colored Crocs as a fat hairy guy. I’ve never been more comfortable after a long day at work than after I started wearing Crocs daily

      • TheBest@midwest.socialEnglish
        2·
        5 months ago

        this is a man of the people. They’re garish but I can slip em on without bending over so that’s all that matters.

    • Zozano@lemy.lolEnglish
      61·
      5 months ago

      Ditto.

      Crocs are a fashion crime.

      I guess they’re pretty good foot fetishist deterrents though? If I was so inclined, I would rather get a footjob from a cassowary.

      • BreadOven@lemmy.world
        2·
        5 months ago

        Watch out for that claw that’s hidden? I can’t quite remember, but what they use to kill things.

          • BreadOven@lemmy.world
            1·
            5 months ago

            Nah. It was a cassowary, but they do not have the claw I was thinking (like platypus’). I guess they just jump kick with their toe claws.

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
      51·
      5 months ago

      That’s the point. They aren’t just a comfortable shoe. They are a statement. A statement, that You value Your own comfort above what other people think.