For me, it’s anal sex with a woman. There’s a hole right next to it that evolution has literally designed for your penis that doesn’t require extra prep and comes pre-lubed. Why choose the one where the poo comes out?

  • thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com
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    1 year ago

    I have a buddy with a legit foot long. He couldn’t get laid because women would see it and nope out. Then he got together with another friend who is a masochist, and they lived happily ever after.

    I’m decently above average, and it does suck sometimes. My wife and I can really only have penetrative sex for about 15-20m before she starts to get sore.