Monstrosity@lemm.ee to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoAdulthoodblogger.googleusercontent.comexternal-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1299arrow-down110
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minus-squareBoozilla@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoDeath: Sooon. Sssssssoooon. Me: Come at me, bro!
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up21·5 months agoDeath eight years ago: Fall off a literal mountain while snowboarding and had to climb back out before I froze to death. Death six years ago: Four stents in the heart because two arteries were 99% blocked and a third 85%. Death two years ago: “Fine! I cast, stage III Cancer!” Me, in proper Gen-X fashion: “Whatever.”
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoI’m scared to ask, but how old are you?
Death: Sooon. Sssssssoooon.
Me: Come at me, bro!
Death eight years ago: Fall off a literal mountain while snowboarding and had to climb back out before I froze to death.
Death six years ago: Four stents in the heart because two arteries were 99% blocked and a third 85%.
Death two years ago: “Fine! I cast, stage III Cancer!”
Me, in proper Gen-X fashion: “Whatever.”
I’m scared to ask, but how old are you?
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