My cat once brought me a frog. He was an indoor cat and we were on the 2nd floor. I do not know where the frog came from.
Must have been very good at jumping.
Imagine breaking the frog record for jumping and then getting eaten by a fucking cat before getting to pass on your genes.
This is why we cannot have nice things.
My cat is great at catching spiders. There are however a few caveats:
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Spiders must be sufficiently enormous to be fun. Somewhere between “Oh lawd he coming” and Shelob.
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Spider catching only happens at night, and only in the bedroom.
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Cat will make a few chirping noises to alert us that a spider is being hunted.
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All spiders must be delivered as gifts onto the chest or face of one of us.
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Note I only said great at ‘catching’. Delivered spiders are very much alive and very fucking irate about the current state of affairs.
Saved you a click.
That’s what cards are for lol
I slammed my Blue Eyes White Dragon on my phone screen, but it didn’t show me the text of the post?? Do I need a Black Lotus or something?
Swords of revealing light, duh
You didn’t have enough energy (cards)
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Original post, and there’s more! 😂
I really don’t think I would have a cat anymore if that happened more than once…
Better spiders than mice
I prefer mice, they taste better