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Man I need to find the record I have that came with this comic.
Damn right, I wanna kick back with Opus and Bill the cat!
Profanity? Naturally. Booze? Of course. Nudity? Nobody’s dressing Opus. (And hookers, with Bill)
TheSign lists all the mandatory elements for a righteous evening, Bill’s way: breaking all the rules
Ah, reverse psychology.
Cigars all around!
Funny story actually… you know that Robbie Williams song Me And My Monkey? Well, all that, but switch the monkey with a penguin.
Oh wow, Robbie Williams has a penguin?
No, a monkey.
And not actually, no, the lyrics have an entirely different meaning. The monkey in the song is him under the influence of drugs.
Then what does his penguin mean? ( I am just trying to be funny )
Seems like your average penguin is covered under the “no nudity” policy. But I like the idea that a penguin walked in with shorts and a tshirt on and they were like, dammit, take down the sign, we need to add one more.
Penguins are always following the black or white tie dresscode.
Dont get into KitKatClub I guess
Q: What did the nude penguin say to the profane alcoholic? A: I don’t remember but it had something to do with smoking.
If she starts smoking, use more lube.
What did the penguins do?
Hack their windows 95 billing system
IDK, you tell me.
They were probably nude
But they’re always wearing evening casual wear. Very classy.
But why double ban them… they’re already covered with the no nudity rule.
“I don’t care if his name is Tux – get him out of here!”
Well then I’ll just look elsewhere for my escort
Banned from club: penguins
We need an Openstreetmap Tag for that
This is kind of redundant isn’t it? Every penguin I’ve ever known swears, smokes and drinks like a sailor. And I’ve never seen one dressed in clothes.
What do you mean? They all wear a tuxedo
It doesn’t say “No drugs” tho, I’m finna get lit in that bitch 😈
The power of suggestion has turned the f in profanity into a tiny penguin facing away from me.
No Tux, no bux.
