Centurion@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThat scary momentlemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1290arrow-down17cross-posted to: funny@lemmy.world
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minus-squareXaphanos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 month agoMy father always used to say: “Last thing I remember, I was 18 years old, standing on a streetcorner with my friends. This morning I woke up with a wife, 3 kids and a mortgage.”
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoAnd you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful house.” And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful wife.”
minus-squareSidewaysHighways@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoThe modem version of that is rent. Just as good but at the end of the day no further value added to ones portfolio!
My father always used to say:
“Last thing I remember, I was 18 years old, standing on a streetcorner with my friends. This morning I woke up with a wife, 3 kids and a mortgage.”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful house.”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful wife.”
The modem version of that is rent. Just as good but at the end of the day no further value added to ones portfolio!