I was going to make a tease and denial joke, but the humor came from making very weird sexual kinks seem normal, and going into graphic detail.

The more I added to that joke, the less funny it became, and sounded more like I was heavily advocating for bondage, chastity, tickling, and nuns.

Then the whole joke just got weird. Look man, I know I Lost My Mind, but even I have limits to my crazy.

So lets all pretend I said something funny instead of…whatever this is.

Not a good idea to tell this to teenagers without also teaching them about contraceptives and protection.