More to the point, princess, why are you still in a bed that smells like piss?
Maybe in Marioland pee smells like rainbow road or sticky marmalade? It’s bad in bed but not a common bad smell.
“Mario! She complained like a true princess!”
‘Off with his head!’
“…and why does that piss smell like linguini?”
Peach is lucky they try The Princess And The Pea and not The Sleeping Beauty.
Peach is lucky they try The Princess And The Pea and not The Sleeping Beauty.
Prompt: Princess Peach from Super Mario Bros. The Princess And The Pea. Not The Sleeping Beauty.
Result:
you’ve gotta adjust some parameters, man, that’s horrendous.
Huh. So that happened…
Why would you put a pea in her bed to begin with
A fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen about a princess who is tested by a pea under twenty mattresses.
Huh, hadn’t heard about that one
Reminded me of this
“squirt”
