When I was a child, I spoke like a child. Now I am a man and I speak like the King of England!

English is three different languages in a trench coat. It’s all borrowed to some degree.

If it’s a super cheap quasiPad with good software, then it makes sense. If it’s something I can emulate at about 90% with a used iPhone XR and the Home app then it’s completely redundant.

There are unused assets in the original World of Warcraft that suggested a player housing system was being developed but never finished. The idea is as old as MMORPGs are.

The Anime/Manga/video game series dotHack, which is about a fake MMORPG, predates WoW by several years and has player housing for some of the characters.

What’s next, a dance studio?

Unionized Clown Posse

He could, he should, he won’t.

Spoiler: I’m a clown at a carnival and after almost quitting, all the employees unionized and now my pay is double what it used to be.

An… iPad?

“You will deliver ze bread in an unmarked baker’s van.”

I’ve seen Korean girls dress like this unironically.

Take all that neatly organized data and turn it into Christmas tree lights that have been sitting in a box all summer.

I’m honestly shocked the Weather icon doesn’t just show the current weather at this point.

Oh, well, if the Kremlin says it’s not true…

Must be California.

guitar riff

“Wasabi, do you ever wonder why we’re here?”

Everyone is very familiar how Konami ran Kojima out of the company and then ran Metal Gear into the ground.

They’re desperate to keep it solvent.

I hope they fail and Kojima gets to buy back his IP at pennies on the dollar.

I never hated In’n’Out fries, but thank you for explaining to me what was “wrong” with them.

My only complaint is that they’re cut too small.

Hey waiters, I was once in your shoes. No one accidentally orders double of something.

If the customer wants double nuggies, charge them twice and give them double nuggies.

My personal go-to is, “They’re a human being, just like you.”