Playing as the Hulk: “This door is locked.”

And these blast marks, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.

Fall I can deal with. Spring makes me look like I’m dying.

I expected nothing less.

I’m gonna level with you, brother, immorality existed way before the internet.

Instead of most people going home with a virus, now everybody is going home with a virus and their names on an FBI watchlist.

To the tune of Angels We Have Heard on High.

I’m going to say that the Kills Fascists mug belongs to Lois, which means Supes has a Batman mug for… reasons.

To paraphrase Yahzee from Zero Punctuation, “Rather than figure out what the mission is, I just build a shit ton of tanks and soldiers then run them from one side of the map to the other and hope I destroy the objective along the way.”

Considering South Korea’s total capital is owned by like four families, it’s a shitty ass monster.

Is that the Wii Fit trainer on the right?

It apparently works, so I guess law enforcement has to take it seriously now.

Why does he always look like his mom caught him masturbating.

Please tell me Apple accidentally left the OS version check off and everyone still rocking an old 3.5" iPhone just got an update notice.

“クッキーーーーー”

Gary Busey needs no context.

boss restores its health

boss restores its mana

boss changes color

music suddenly has lyrics

“If yer headin’ back thataway, watch out fer the cats.”

Open relationships, Yu is her husband.

If you put your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean… of damned souls wailing.