“Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.” - Cookie Monster
“Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.” - Cookie Monster
Konami fucked up by mistreating Hideo. Glad the actual talent working there has more sense about them.
Toy’s R Us is, interestingly, still huge in Asia Pacific. In Japan, Babies R Us rivals other major childcare suppliers.
23-19!
23-19!
Roz: “…I’ll get the shampoo and the fire hose…”
That’s what it means to specialize.
You can detect a forklift before most other people can.
Cajun Apple Pie
I grew up seeing all those Flash games on Newgrounds. Some were good, most were baaaaad!
Don’t threaten me with a cleaner environment.
I’m dood.
Playing out the same way as the HomePod. Over engineered and expensive, doesn’t sell as well as they thought it would, R&D halts and reboots the product line with something much cheaper and easier to make.
Instead of Apple Vision Pro 2, expect an ‘Air’ model.
slaps own cheek
NAW!!
There’s a whole episode of The Cleveland Show (as in Cleveland Brown, the black character from Family Guy) where Cleveland gets upset at his neighbor friend for flying a Confederate flag on his house and finally tries to get rid of it. When he fails, he confronts the hick neighbor and calls him a racist. The neighbor doesn’t understand why Cleveland is upset and when Cleveland points to the flag the neighbor says, “What, my Dukes of Hazard flag?”
Cleveland immediately realizes he approached the problem from the completely wrong angle and drops the matter indefinitely. They continue to be friends.
“Womenfolk in the workforce? These are strange times, my fellow Water Buffalo!”
Which is what Pixar explicitly did until Disney commanded they make sequels.
Part man, part… Chris.
“I work mornings at Arby’s”
In-character misdirection from the Grinch.
“The Deep State doesn’t want you to know that emails are free. I have 12 at home.”
Bot: “I’d like to thank Reuters, and The Associated Press, and that’s my time!”