• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Billionaire: gimme the friar cut

    Barber: got you fam

    Just kidding he probably cuts it himself with a bowl to save a few bucks

  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    You know who has a haircut like that? People who are surrounded by nothing but sycophants and yes-men who never give a true and unsolicited opinion like “Dude, you look like your mom whipped out a flowbee and a bowl?”

  • TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    So are we only standing up against body shaming for ugly people? We’re okay shitting on attractive people that might have had cosmetic work done? Are we a bunch of hypocrites that stand for nothing and only react when our own feelings are hurt?

    Boo Lemmy. Y’all can do better.

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      5 months ago

      The rule is not to punch down. When someone is a billionaire nothing* is off the table.

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        5 months ago

        I can generally agree with that if it’s something someone can’t change. However: fuck billionaires

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    5 months ago

    I could believe she had no idea he was a billionaire, and just had like 50+ million.

    Usually billionaires at least splurge for $20 hair cuts. That man is obviously still using a bowl.

    It’s also believable the smile is the only thing she could convincably lie about