• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    8 days ago

    My wife: “What are we doing this weekend?”

    Me: “The same thing we do every weekend. Try and take over the world.”

    Both of us laughing

    Me: “No, seriously, I’ve got a bunch of yard work to do.”