I get it, it’s hard to form sentences with proper words when all these curse words are so easy to use anywhere and anytime. Especially when you have to use difficult, intelligent or educated words like “Are you actually serious?” or “skibidi people”. I know it’s challenging for people like you, but I implore you to try “clean sardonicism”.

Give it try, but beware, people might stop thinking you’re an asshole.

(Ps, just playing along here, but this did trigger me. I do loath those people who just blatantly go around insulting everyone they disagree with online)