Abracadabra… Allakhazam!
This flag has fringe on it, therefore all proceedings are null and void due to the fact that we are on land and not at sea, ipso facto, post mortem, carpe diem, and allahu akhbar.
Verbatim, vis-a-vis
I’m sure they’ll get right on handing you the keys. 👍
Why even bother with the dealer? Just help yourself to the keys and make a license plate out of a placemat that says Dis Mah Car Now Bro.
Dis Mah Car actually needs to be “Dat Mah Car” the Dat indicates that it’s Designated Auto Transportation while Dis is Designated Interested Services. Police legally cannot stop you for a DAT vehicle as long as you have your world passport.
The ride continues.
So they want to ask to see the “real invoice” and then try to pay with a make believe check made out to cash.
Their fundamental error is not noticing other people are smarter than them.
