This must be a blue country. Or it is about driving in the wrong lane.

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“Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone”

Roarrrs off with spinning tires.

You got the seatpost up your butt!

Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assist

Driver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)

Later at the pub
Driver: I can’t believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
Cyclist: I know but the top end isn’t really what I need. Another round?
Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.

“Just saying hi!” [drives off]

The byciclist lays crying cramped in the hospital while the car driver lays their hand on them with a defeated look on their face.

We’re going to the bar after work. Are you joining?

He says ‘pebnis’

Get off the road, asshole. - - based on real events. I’ve even had it said to me by someone going the opposite direction.

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That’s not how this song goes at all! I wrote it. And it’s the truth.

Driver: You’re sexy and you know it!

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Hit and run