It’s a Japanese weasel. All the radiation from Godzilla makes it bigger.

Don’t give him ideas…

Trying to buy bras for my wife has been an eye opening experience.

One thing that I haven’t seen mentioned here yet is the Wild West of standards once you get to big cup sizes. Apparently DD is the same as E, DDD is an F, and I’ve even seen a DDDD, which would be a G. Depending on cuts, brands, and styles, her size can go from a DD to an I.

Not to mention these things are like $100 for a “cheap” one. The amount of engineering it has to take to design that shit is probably a few years of grad school.

My job…

10 year old me would be amazed

21 year old me would call me a sell out

30 year old me would nod approvingly

Current age me is getting too old for this shit

As a black guy, I can confirm that I do have arm hair. It’s very fine, though, and blends in unless you’re specifically looking for it.

Sorry, I’d be worried about Half-Demon magical powered telepathic crazy…

… The group chat is going to hate me.

That’s actually the one I own! It’s a blast and full of little D&D references, but you don’t have to know anything about D&D to play.

Ever played one of the “Betrayal at _________” boardgames?

If not, you should!

You can only call it a drone if it’s from the Droné region of France.

This is just a sparkling quadcopter.

You forgot about the Meth

Ah, Raven…

Too bad she’s about as stable as a cow on skates.

Loved that movie as a kid! I have an anniversary edition DVD of it somewhere, because my VHS copy broke in the mid 90’s from rewinding too much

Onions, mushrooms, & mustard…

Sounds like my Philly steak order

Apply directly to the buttocks!

Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?

I stopped pulling over to pull useful items out of other people’s trash.

I still look, but I haven’t yanked a chair or TV in years.

Fake…

That ass should be as pointy as Great Fairy tits.