pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 hours agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 hours agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 hours agoWho are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?
minus-squarevulgarcynic@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 hours agoI can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 hours agoEscorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for “smoozin & boozin”. They’ll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.
Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?
I can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.
Escorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for “smoozin & boozin”.
They’ll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.