If Smell-o-Vision was a thing, everyone would think Trump smelled like pine trees and ocean spray, because that’s what he’d pay them to broadcast, or else refuse to allow himself to be broadcast on their networks.

The guy slathers on so much fake tan, he looks like he’s wearing black-face. His only genuine characteristic is his inability to stop the senility from coming out of his mouth.

I think there would be PR to put in good smell. Or maybe highjacking to put in a putrid smell. Either way, entertaining.

He had still won. Shit people preferring shit, have voted for more shit. You can’t win against a pig in a mud fight, it’s used to it and will like it at the end.