Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been… ever, for any reason whatsoever.

It’s fucking laminated as well!

Must have needed to make sure no one defaced it and changed the meaning.

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

My landlady texts like that. But I think she’s just speed typing or dictating and not at all reading it before hitting send. The guy who lives in the back does the same, but I think that one’s on the drugs

Finally I saw 100% aneurysm, my quest is done.

So anyone want to take a stab at translating that?