I thought of this in the shower, then deleted it when someone in a discord I asked it to eventually said duh it’s Michael Jackson, and another replied Michael Jordan you dumbass … oof … but then while deleted it got upvotes somehow so whatever lol
Jesus Christ…
Who’s that?
Lebron James
LeBron ain’t no first name
It’s literally his first name
Neil Patrick Harris has three first names
I’ve not once in my life seen Harris has a first name
I’ve met someone with the first name Harrison, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility. Also, what is “Harry” short for?
Also, what is “Harry” short for?
Harold?
I actually looked it up this morning because I was curious, and “Harry” is actually short for “Henry,” “Harold,” "Harrison, and “Harvey”
Harry Ford sounds like a very different actor.
Wait what’s his last name then…
Paul Ryan. But yeah probably not as known.
Any ____son is a last name. FYI the etymology is son of Jack, son of ____.
Any ____son is a last name. FYI the etymology is son of Jack, son of ____.
There’s something similar in Slavic languages with suffixes like -ovic, -ic, -icz, -ich, etc. So “Djokovic” means “little son of Djoko.”
Ghengis Khan, Julius Caesar, etc.
Khan is a first name?
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