“Dad snores and corrective surgery is considered elective by our insurance and not covered.”

“How long, mama?”

“Well… how old are you?”

hussy

My brain has been so badly poisoned by the internet that I initially failed to read that as the actual word.

Mommy bear: “someone has been sleeping in my bed!”

Daddy bear, muttering: “yeah, who hasn’t?”

this comic didn’t need the last panel.