What a WONDERFUL phrase

Because shitposting doesn’t have a theme. Some of it is silly. Some of it is offensive. Some of it is introspective. A good shitpost should get a laugh, but also make you think; either if the offensive trash has a modicum of accuracy, or about life in general.

The best brain worms are delivered when we aren’t looking for them.

Room and board provided!

I’ll just be fapping over here

First of all, rude.
Second of all, how dare you.
Third, just because you’re right doesn’t mean you have to be an asshole about it

Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?

Wait, no one else calls it that?

Fucking douche panzers

https://youtu.be/xsg1RPnwH8g

Facebook elf mommy level shit (⁠｡⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠｡⁠)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

They say in Harlan County
There are no neutrals there
You’re either be a Union man
Or a thug for J.H. Blair

I love the duality of this comment

I still want to hear the real one

Uranium ore is almost entirely U-238, but there is a small fraction of it that is U-235, and radioactive. Some of the mines in northern Saskatchewan have ore so hot that they have to cut it with waste rock for it to be able to go though the mill.

This is amazing

Amazing

I’m sick of it too