• Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    I think I’d prefer to be that 400 year old Greenland shark. Just moseying around the ocean, lurkin in the dark, senile as shit.

    • shads@lemy.lol
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      4 months ago

      Crustaceans attached to your eyes… That’s… Well that’s going to be a no for me. But you do you.