• Odelay42@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    10 years ago, I started dating a girl and her cat licked my hair. We got married and have lots of cats together.

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    8 months ago

    My cat insists upon “lap time” with me every evening. After our lap time she goes over to my wife and licks her hair.

    They say that when a cat spoons you or sits in your lap, it’s treating you as their mama. If a cat licks your hair it’s grooming you, treating you as their child.

    By this logic, my cat thinks that I am my wife’s grandpa.

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    8 months ago

    I’m bald but I shave the hair that still grows. My cat likes to rub her belly on my head when it’s freshly shaved. I’m telling you, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a kitten rub their belly on your bald head until they fall asleep.