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minus-squareryan@the.coolest.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up37·1 year agoDear Medical Team: Please send me an up-to-date itemized medical bill. If possible, coordinate with my family on my current amount of medical debt and send that across as well. This will help me determine whether or not I even want to wake up. Yours sleepily, comatose ryan
minus-squareCoderKat@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoI don’t understand. Itemized medical bill? Do they make you pay for healthcare in your dream world?
minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 year agoDon’t worry, medical care is now government funded in the real world! The taxes you paid prior to falling into a coma covered you. This is in no way a ploy to get you to wake up so we can put you in the medical work camp because you owe us 17 million dollars. With love, Kind and gentle Medical industries inc* *A fully owned subsidy of Nestlé
Dear Medical Team:
Please send me an up-to-date itemized medical bill. If possible, coordinate with my family on my current amount of medical debt and send that across as well. This will help me determine whether or not I even want to wake up.
Yours sleepily,
comatose ryan
I don’t understand. Itemized medical bill? Do they make you pay for healthcare in your dream world?
Don’t worry, medical care is now government funded in the real world! The taxes you paid prior to falling into a coma covered you.
This is in no way a ploy to get you to wake up so we can put you in the medical work camp because you owe us 17 million dollars.
With love, Kind and gentle Medical industries inc*
*A fully owned subsidy of Nestlé