Actually insane. Whenever my friends come over, they always ask why I have a “water fountain” – whatever that is – installed in my bathroom. I point to the faucet in the kitchen and ask ‘em what they think that is. They aren’t too bright, sometimes.
I don’t let my kids drink from public fountains, either. You know that episode of Parks and Rec where the Pawneans drink from fountains by putting the whole fountain spout in their mouths? I’ve seen that happen. I’ve also seen kids wipes their snot-dripping noses and the touch the spout. I’m glad it’s available, but it’s a last resort.
I usually poop once a day and like to shower once a day, I try and line these events up. Bidet is a life saver though for when I’m not running on schedule
She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.
The bidet is the way.
That’s what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.
Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!
Actually insane. Whenever my friends come over, they always ask why I have a “water fountain” – whatever that is – installed in my bathroom. I point to the faucet in the kitchen and ask ‘em what they think that is. They aren’t too bright, sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYIe9o2jMSE
I don’t let my kids drink from public fountains, either. You know that episode of Parks and Rec where the Pawneans drink from fountains by putting the whole fountain spout in their mouths? I’ve seen that happen. I’ve also seen kids wipes their snot-dripping noses and the touch the spout. I’m glad it’s available, but it’s a last resort.
I know, right? Why would i let them steal my drink.
Even wipes are better (just don’t flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).
…where do you put the wipes of you don’t flush them
If you say the trash can I am going to vomit
if they’re not flushable then I assume they’re not very environmentally friendly either
You don’t need a bidet or wipes, just shower regularly
You going to take a full on shower every time you shit? The best option is a bidet if you ask me.
I usually poop once a day and like to shower once a day, I try and line these events up. Bidet is a life saver though for when I’m not running on schedule
no just use toilet paper like everyone does and shower regularly
Here we go again.
But TP sucks at cleaning your butthole
it’s not like I’m getting any visitors
Well… have you tried inviting your friends and neighbors?
Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away