Here’s a story you all saw coming. If a new model pickup truck is on the road for any amount of time, somebody is going to ram a deer with it! What makes this collision unique is the pickup truck in question: a 2024 Tesla CyberTruck. The headline tells much of the […]
Protip: just do a nazi salute and Teslas will avoid hitting you
No, no, that’s how you heil the Cybertaxi.
The Cybertruck can’t see well enough to recognize hand signals, you’ll get plowed for sure.
Well, that’d certainly be a novel solution to the trolley problem. Just make sure FSD always defaults to hitting the non-nazis first.
Elmo claims that…
Its a lie. If Elmo claims something, its automatically a lie. The guy literally doesn’t know what else to do but lie, he hasn’t done anything else but lie over the past decades.
If would be so nice if news media could pick up on that…
Who would believe a word that fucker says?
Safer for pedestrians
“It only slices deer in half, which is 100% fatal. Humans just get blunt force trauma that has a 1.59% survival rate.”
75mph is a lot, regardless of vehicle. A deer’s mass is horizontal whereas a human’s is vertical, altering the results. Fuck the cybertruck, but at least be logical.
Yeah, everyone knows the cutting and penetrative power is decreased in a linear fashion with contact area.
Safer as in less suffering.
Meh. A motorcycle will split a deer in two. Not really the hill to be dying on.
I’ve seen the aftermath of that happening… Blood… Blood everywhere.
