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trashcan@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

Moosehead offering new 'Presidential Pack' with just enough beers to get through Trump's presidency

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Moosehead offering new 'Presidential Pack' with just enough beers to get through Trump's presidency

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trashcan@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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Moosehead Breweries unveils new 'Presidential Pack' of 1,461 beers, enough to make it through every day of Donald Trump's presidential term
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  • Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca
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    But what am I supposed to drink after next month?

    • chaosCruiser@futurology.today
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      Water. The hangover will last till the next inauguration. You won’t even notice what’s going on while you puke.

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        It’s a diet aid too? This keeps getting better and better.

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    The National Post is US-owned and conservative-leaning.

    • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
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      ‘Just enough to get through’: Brewery selling crate of 1,461 beers to help Canadians survive the next 4 years

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        CNN is also US conservative owned lol

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    Bold of them to assume that Trump’s presidential term will end at four years.

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      You mean he will last 5 terms?

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        Pretty sure he’ll be dead before lasting that long… I wonder what the odds are on exactly how though

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    One beer a day?

    • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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      Or the cans are cursed and you can drink them quicker to shorten Trump’s presidency, but what would happen to you?

      • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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        You become an alcoholic I mean republican

        • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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          At least with an alcoholic l, there is some chance to reason.

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    Nah mate, I’ll decide how much is enough. That ain’t enough.

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    Now fix the interprovincial trading rules and provincial liquor cabal rules so that I can have one delivered to Alberta!

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      I’ll pay the 25% retaliatory tarts to get it in the US, but only if I can ride back in the crate afterwards.

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        lol tarts

  • FinnTheFickle@lemmy.world
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    Can we just find a way to stay blacked out on propofol until 2029?

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      Hopefully you’ll wake up president .

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    With the “trump said that, trump did that” every couple hours to a day, I’m gonna need 3 more boxes lol.

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