The ole Chicago Pringle Can, good one, Jimmy!
Out here we call it the Lincoln Lob
At the end of the day, we’re just monkeys with gadgets, huh…
Once you poop you can’t stoop.
i can’t help wondering if he randomly threw it out his car window, or purposely aimed to send a message to "victims’ advocates "
He told the judge this was not a targeted attack because he just likes to indulge in throwing poop in pringles cans everywhere. told the judge he did it in that year at least 10 times prior to throwing this can.
Yikes. Further incriminating himself 🤦♀️ He’s a legal professional, what the heck is going on? Is he depressed & intentionally ruining his life as a cry for help?
Further incriminating himself
He had to prove it wasn’t targeted or he was facing something much worse.
Nice.
“Your Honor, I yeet Pringles shit cans EVERYWHERE!”
Judge: " Oh why didn’t you just say so? Not guilty!"
according to him, he is just pooping in cans and throwing it, because he likes doing it, and thinks that’s probably normal and a lot of people “do things like this”.
wasn’t incrimination, just his legal defense. he throws poop cans at everyone, so he could not have been targeting specific people to throw poop cans into their parking lot. it just makes him happy to throw poop in cans. it’s something he indulges in to relieve stress every once in a while.
This wasn’t about them, your honor, it was about my need to hurl fecal canisters wherever i feel like because that’s what gets me off!
For some people it’s years in law school to get a high paying job, for others it’s to share their pringles shit kink fetish with the world. Who are we to judge?
The judge is
Well who judges the judges?
Supreme Court… then Dolly Parton makes final decisions when the Supreme Court gets stumped. So incredibly rare that it hasn’t ever come to that yet.
It’s a rich man’s game, no matter what they call it.
All else aside, I’m envious of his aim. I would not risk the pink eye if it were my sphincter on the firing line.
