• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Yikes. Further incriminating himself 🤦‍♀️ He’s a legal professional, what the heck is going on? Is he depressed & intentionally ruining his life as a cry for help?

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      10 months ago

      Further incriminating himself

      He had to prove it wasn’t targeted or he was facing something much worse.

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        10 months ago

        Nice.

        “Your Honor, I yeet Pringles shit cans EVERYWHERE!”

        Judge: " Oh why didn’t you just say so? Not guilty!"

    • Baby Shoggoth [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      10 months ago

      according to him, he is just pooping in cans and throwing it, because he likes doing it, and thinks that’s probably normal and a lot of people “do things like this”.

      wasn’t incrimination, just his legal defense. he throws poop cans at everyone, so he could not have been targeting specific people to throw poop cans into their parking lot. it just makes him happy to throw poop in cans. it’s something he indulges in to relieve stress every once in a while.

      This wasn’t about them, your honor, it was about my need to hurl fecal canisters wherever i feel like because that’s what gets me off!

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      10 months ago

      For some people it’s years in law school to get a high paying job, for others it’s to share their pringles shit kink fetish with the world. Who are we to judge?