A) Funeral, casket and burial, or B) Get myself taxidermied ?
C) Become food… 😋
I rather like the notions of composting or just being planted in the dirt with a bunch of trees. Not sure on the rules or costs though.
Get yourself taxidermied by the one and only Chuck Testa, and have your body posted up by a Walmart to scare the local community.
I mean in theory you can pickle yourself for like $200. If you’re looking for option c
Are your thinking in the bath tub or more like a human sized glass jar?
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I’m doing my post-life worrying in advance.
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If you have loved ones who will be financially worse off without you then this is important. Make it easy for them to grieve without worries about paying all the costs.
even if nobody is finencially worse off without you taking care of this now saves them from preditors in the funeral industry. However this really one makes sense when you are old enough to know where life has setteled everyone - otherwise you might move and now your funeral is someplace where nobody rememberes you.
Just throw my body in the dumpster.
Never thought of that. We segregate our waste here so there is a bin for compostables.
Just today I was thinking about epoxi resin, like the hot dog.
Have your corpse wrapped in a tarp and weighted down with concrete blocks from a construction site, and have it tossed in an abandoned quarry. That’s probably about the cheapest way; should only cost about $10 for the tarp, and then gas money.
I like that one, thanks. I could probably enlist an apprentice serial killer to help with that. Although I’m not sure how I’ll issue him with his certificate.
Die with no next of kin so it doesn’t cost you or your family anything.
