• xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    6 days ago

    You mean Greenlanders don’t want to invite a fucker that’s trying to colonize them in for a spot of tea? Color me surprised.

    Maybe they could try bribing homeless people with food again?

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      6 days ago

      Vance with his weird interaction with a human donut shop worker:"hello fellow human

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      6 days ago

      Maybe they should invite them in and give them the most pants-shitting sugar-free thing they have. I would not even want to be a fly on the wall on that ride home.

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          6 days ago

          They should serve them the rotten smelly fish which is banned from planes because people puke just from being in the vicinity

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            6 days ago

            Lutefisk? That’s Norwegian.

            Honestly tho Hakarl and Lutefisk are locked in an eternal battle for the revolting seafood jerky award

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              6 days ago

              I think you’re thinking of Surströmming, which is Swedish and absolutely vile. (Properly prepared) Lutefisk is quite mild though definitely weird, even if you’re used to stuff like pickled herring. Ordinary pickled herring is fermented in brine (and own enzymes), intensity depends on age at the tail end of things you get fish sauce, Surströmming is fermented in lactic acid, Lutefisk is not fermented at all it’s stockfish (dried without salting) rehydrated in lye, then properly rinsed and cooked. It’s mostly the texture that’s weird.

              If you find yourself in Scandinavia one thing to definitely try is elk salami.

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                6 days ago

                Yes! Surströmming is the right one. Years ago I saw a video of a couple of guys trying to eat it. One managed to shove some in his mouth before the puking started but the other started puking as soon as he smelt it.
                That would be worth a special import :D

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                  5 days ago

                  I watched a video of someone demonstrating how to properly eat it and it involved a whole process of opening it up in a bucket of water and staying away to let the gases out, then taking it out and putting it in sandwiches with vegetables