Rina Oh, who has long claimed she was among the scores of young women preyed on and abused by Jeffrey Epstein, dropped the unsettling revelation in a recent Substack interview.
Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein’s penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.
The dude was an abhorrent sack of shit, but… The New York post? If they’re writing something, the opposite is normally closer to the truth.
What’s the opposite of a lemon tho
Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein’s penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.
Lime?
So he had a large, normal, vagina shaped like a lime.