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    The dude was an abhorrent sack of shit, but… The New York post? If they’re writing something, the opposite is normally closer to the truth.

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        Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein’s penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.