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minus-squareEntertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down2·10 months agoA beard is fine. It requires maintenance though. These jungle refugee beards need to go. Plus, if the mustache is hanging over your lip it’s like Jean-Ralphio’s sister, Mona-Lisa, THE WOOORST🎶.
minus-squarepsud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoIf I grow a beard, and wish to satisfy my wife’s preferences, my only choice is a wild beard
A beard is fine. It requires maintenance though. These jungle refugee beards need to go. Plus, if the mustache is hanging over your lip it’s like Jean-Ralphio’s sister, Mona-Lisa, THE WOOORST🎶.
If I grow a beard, and wish to satisfy my wife’s preferences, my only choice is a wild beard