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minus-squareLath@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up47·11 months agoThey know the horror of Canadian geese first hand. No way in hell will you get them to willingly partake in a ritual that has even the slightest chance of summoning one.
minus-squareNoIWontPickaName@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·11 months agoNo, I hunted one of those motherfuckers one time, you can marinate that motherfucker all you want and it’s still not gonna be edible. Like $100 in special permits and special ammo and it wasn’t worth a damn. I see why Christmas goose fell out of favor. See, at the end of a Christmas Carol, Scrooge never actually was rehabilitated. He went and bought the biggest one of those nasty ass birds he could find to stick on those poor people’s table.
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoI try to teach all small children of friends to call geese “honkeys.” Hilarity ensues.
They know the horror of Canadian geese first hand. No way in hell will you get them to willingly partake in a ritual that has even the slightest chance of summoning one.
Something something marinate!
No, I hunted one of those motherfuckers one time, you can marinate that motherfucker all you want and it’s still not gonna be edible.
Like $100 in special permits and special ammo and it wasn’t worth a damn.
I see why Christmas goose fell out of favor.
See, at the end of a Christmas Carol, Scrooge never actually was rehabilitated.
He went and bought the biggest one of those nasty ass birds he could find to stick on those poor people’s table.
I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese “honkeys.”
Hilarity ensues.