This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

Rock-based paint.

Not with that kind of attitude!

No. They’ll integrate with Threads.

What? I can’t believe it’s not butter!

6 figure loan, not salary.

Do we… want to be in the know?

I’ll start using it after I migrate to Wayland.

AI will be used to conduct three meetings at the same time. Employees will still be expected to personally attend all of them.

Pretty sure that was a joke…

“XL bully dogs”? Have we stopped saying “pit bull” because of and I never got the memo?

So I should only use that power when I’m near a nudist beach?

“Change your skin color instantly any time” and “teleport to the closest beach at any time”. I’ll use them to rob banks. Before robbing the bank I’ll change my skin color, and once I get the money I’ll escape by teleporting to the beach - while changing my skin color at the same time (not to my original skin color though - that one I’ll only use once I’m completely safe)

control body temperature

My own body, or any body I want? And how liberally can I use the word “body” here? Do bodies of water count? How about celestial bodies?

duplicate anything I own once

Does “once” here means this power can only be used once, or that any given item can only be duplicated one time?

Also - what can be duplicated?

• Does it work on conceptual things? Can I duplicate my salary?
• Does it work on organic things? Can I duplicate my own body?

What kind of wolf doesn’t want snuggles?

Definitely wolf. If I get trapped with a gorilla and some shots it to save me, humanity get will get so much negative karma on top of what we are still paying from 2016 and I won’t be able to live with the guilt.

You don’t have to go all the way to renovating before you see the advantages of homeownership. It shows up even in much smaller home improvements.

A small example: a few years ago my refrigerator broke, and the technician said it’s behind repair. My landlord had to buy a new one, and of course he picked a cheap model.

If I was an homeowning instead of renting, I would have bought a much better refrigerator at trice the cost. But I won’t pay that much for an appliance I’m not going to own, and my landlord won’t pay it for one he wouldn’t use, so I’m stuck with a cheap and noisy refrigerator.

And this is the situation with everything that’s considered a part of the house. Even if I have the money to buy nice things - I can’t have them.

Hey, at least it’s not ads?

At least he didn’t try with a cylinder.