Yes, she very likely still has the same eyeballs.

Heople. Heople who need heople…

No, but it’s only been a couple of months.

Plus I’m single right now, if you catch my drift.

I smoked for about 10 years and replaced that with vaping. Then I replaced vaping with chewing gum in January.

I chew 2 pieces of Extra 6-7 times a day and Blockheads multivitamin gum twice a day.

I also carry strips of foil I can spit into if I’m at my desk or not near a bin.

Same here. I have no idea what the issue is.

Fuck, fuck me Rhonda

Kit? You built it?

Wow, that’s cool. Like he wanted to be sure you can take care of yourself.

My friend who used to live with me would feed my cat from her plate, which turned him into a greedy pain in the arse who tries to eat everything. Took a while of me gently moving his head away for him to stop immediately trying to eat everything on my plate as soon as I put it down. He went from having no interest in human food at all to full Garfield.

Yea I think that gift thing is crap personally. Pretty sure my cat’s thought process is more like: “This toy was fun, then it died and the fun stopped. You there, make it fun again.”

“Ayup” is also a way of pronouncing “hey up” which is a common greeting in parts of northern England.

He was 10 in 1990

What about pissing?

I read that as a line from “Down with the Sickness.”

Also, I had the same problem. Solved by good ol’ 1ft.io

https://1ft.io/proxy?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwho13.com%2Fnews%2Fdisturbed-show-postponed-after-singer-comes-down-with-a-sickness%2F

Yea sure, I’ll wack off to it. I do it to everything else.

Needs at least two more monitors and one more soldering iron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbMqTK1NUIQ

I’ve heard that it stands for “Sadly Idolising Mediocre Pussy” but that could be something that was coined after it started being used to describe internet simps.

Unfunny photoshopped redneck mugshots

Man I’m glad I was born and raised in a working class town now. Prospects looked pretty dire here when I was a kid. Local industry fell flat in the 1990s and into the 2000s so tonnes of my fellow millennials left to go to uni and get jobs in cities. That kept the cost of living here low and I was able to buy my first house at 22.

Now those deserters are saddled with student debt and unaffordable rents with no prospect of ever buying their own home. Recently the local industry started taking off again in a big way. I’m already making a pretty good wage but I’m also in track to have a Masters Degree and a high paid job after 3 years with a house that should have its value skyrocket over the next decade.

Jitter… somethin’