Apart from anything else, spending all that energy resisting change that’s coming anyway must be exhausting. It’s no wonder they’re so cranky.

They send SWAT teams to their houses, which is pretty close.

I go more for ‘tiresomely cynical’, but whatever.

“That was a period of my life that is none of your business.”

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People are so prissy about bodily functions and genitals and so on these days.

What century is this again?