The Assman

We had these in Indiana too, before the dark times

Neither can the future martian colonists

M,ILF

That’s clearly Eddie Burback

Are they saying these snakes are crawling through the pipes to get in there? Otherwise how tf are they getting in?

That’s my homemade charcoal

Early reports indicate everybody was kung fu fighting

I’m just gonna say it: boooooo!

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

This isn’t the place to ask. Go figure out if your industry cares about these certifications. I am a software engineer certified in nothing and I’ve never been asked about them. Pretty sure it’s the opposite for IT/infrastructure type roles, but again, you’re just gonna get anecdotes here and not really accurate information.

There’s a picture out there somewhere of an oven for sale on marketplace with a naked person in the reflection and a commenter said “is the turkey included?” 💀

Put some sugar on those Wheaties boy

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

Not true, we also have climate change now

Sorry but I just have zero interest in a movie made out of two pages of Tolkien’s writing. Especially after… whatever the Hobbit trilogy was. Same with the hunt for gollum. Just because you have a bazillion dollars doesn’t mean it isn’t fanfic.

Keep your palantir

Then he went to his mother in law’s house

Imagine you died and somebody dressed your corpse up all slutty

“humanity’s future in balance” and “humanity’s future hangs in the balance” don’t mean the same thing

I don’t see how this is any different than a strawman political cartoon. It’s a misleading image created to ratchet up people’s emotions. Like it’s bad, but is it a new kind of bad? I’m not so sure.