I work at a casino and can confirm that people will piss and shit themselves rather than get up from the game they are playing.

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubble gum.

I want to believe.

IT’S HEDLEY!

Good ol’ Fairbanks. Dirt Fest just hasn’t been the same since they changed it to Paved Fest.

Nobody tell Bruce Greene

Yep. Every time you open that door your standards get a little bit lower until they reach the threshold of what’s actually in the refrigerator.

Debt. Is that an option? If so where do I sign?