But you didn’t even get to all of the details of who begat who

I think it’s because I’d need to be some sort of athlete and not just sit there eating cheese by the handful

Sadly I’m just not that cool

I still call things the bomb :(

Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?

Always quit while you’re ahead

This is why you recycle your gently used sex dolls

After the 15th time people started getting suspicious

Super God, duh

Some might see that as a bonus…

Sounds like prime real estate

Hmm, I might have to try this

If you have a unibrow is that your face’s moustache?

Dude, definitely. I’m a standing desk evangelist and have 2 at home lol

I’m fine with this as long as the little strip is referred to as the state’s tentacle

Yeah I’m cautiously optimistic

While I guess not technically a gadget, a nice footrest is surprisingly comfortable when sitting at the computer a while

If you build it (the porn) they will come

Old Gregg??

Uncharted vibes