… I don’t see an elephant. Oh hey, by the way, can some one help me with this captcha?
It’s like a perfect B movie, it’s so bad it’s gone a full 360 and become brilliant
Yea, for a novelty account sometimes I kinda just say stuff then regret it
Shit, we own the private sector. Or they own us, I can never remember
Man, I hated the part where you have to walk around balancing a book on your head
Yea, they take up too much funding that could be used for other orgs!
Hey man, that’s damn hurtful
This hurts more than it should
That shits just hurtful man, I offer a bespoke fear experience, terrorists are just amateurs with bombs.
OH MY GOD! Mario was right! There’s turtles In the pipes!
Literal golden cow worshipped by idiots
Thoughts and prayers!
Man he was the best, a living legend in the field
And apparently the kids feet are in the right place too!
Let Thelma and Louise this bitch brother! Tonight we dine in hell!
Jokes on you, there’s a big kill radius behind that as well so we are both going down!
And if they have trouble surfacing they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps
Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP