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Cake day: August 1st, 2023

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  • Yep, like cats have feelings, respect them. My sister warned me her cat was really shy when I first came over. So I just didn’t expect to see her much. But to my surprise and delight she took right to me, cuddle rolling in my lap and asleep within 30 minutes of walking through the door. She then spent most of the night sleeping on me. My sister was not amused 😅. Apparently in the months she’d had her cat she’d never done that with my sister.









  • I’ve never intentionally bit a dentist, but I did accidentally do it (actually it was a hygienist) because I could feel a sneeze coming on and tried to get her hands out of my mouth by garbling words around her hands. When that didn’t work I tried to physically push her hands away only to be lectured that she was almost done and it would only be another 15 minut…SNEEZE!! I was then lectured that I should’ve told her to move her hands. Like I DID!!! I was pushing with all my strength and you resisted me because you thought I was a petulant child. She also embedded a hook so deep in my gums that it took a week before I couldn’t see the hole and then lectured me about the importance of flossing because apparently it only bled cause I didn’t floss. Still not sure how I was supposed to floss under my tongue though.