dead eyes and (bulletproof) combat vest

American Taliban

Just different skin tones than the actual Taliban. Otherwise pretty verbatim.

Gun-hating libtard here.

I’m starting the process of getting heavily armed. Everyone else should be doing the same. Help your friends and family get armed and trained.

You can’t ask fascism to step down. You put it down.

What’s going on is we live in a country with A LOT of racists and one of them is in the Oval Office, giving the thumbs up to the other racists, telling them their racism is not only acceptable, but desirable.

And a bunch of other people who are not racist, but very stupid, decided to make stupid decisions last November, allowing the racists to flourish.

We live in the age of bloated software.

Homo Racicus

Homo Fascicus

They’re humans alright. They’re just a busted ass broken model that needs to be discontinued.

Anyone that still doesn’t grasp that the conservative movement is also a racist movement needs to pull their heads out of their asses.

There’s a reason every racist in this country that votes, votes Republican.

The last patriotism got squeezed out of me a good decade ago.

I could give two shits about this holiday.

TikTok.

You mean the app that bent the knee to a felon rapist and destroys user’s ability to focus on anything for more than 20 seconds?

.ml is great if you need to borrow some crayons. But that’s pretty much all they’re good for.

Bury your head in the sand. That’s always worked for dealing with problems.

So glad I’m not having kids.

A bottle opener shaped like a key so it fits neatly between my other keys on my keychain. I thought I lost my keys once and I was way more upset about that than my actual keys, despite it probably being pretty easy to find on Amazon.

Lol.

Do ISPs like making money?

Then they shouldn’t disconnect users who pirate.

I get notifications from my ISP all the time. They don’t do anything though because they like the money I give them.

Sounds like the perfect conservative vacation destination.

Just don’t say anything against Dear Leader or you’ll come back catatonic then die like that other American tourist.

Hear that conservatives?

You can visit the country you’re trying to make our country look like.

You can get a good long look at what your dipshittery leads to. But only if you have the balls to leave the resort.

I live in California and I can buy weed at the weed store.

Texans can’t.

Californian women have protected human rights that Texan women don’t.

So I guess my state has more freedom than Texas.

And just like that, I never rented from Hertz again.

Doesn’t use his brain either.

Trash country continues circling the drain.

Remember folks, always vote against Republicans in the most likely manner to prevent them from having any level of power.

Interesting how all the felons, rapists, and racists flock to the Republican party and are elevated by Republican voters.

Funny little pattern I’ve noticed.