Mouth bone. I got a boner in my mouth

Imagine getting a verbose email like that

He has two baby horns doing the best they can

I’m not. And don’t call me Shirley.

I don’t know if this will work for you. Every night I close my eyes and picture a clock with the time I want to wake. Then I tell myself the time I want to wake up.

Truck-kun strikes again

🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🪨🍆🍌

I want to send a string of emojis so offensive, it chases all the Puritans off of Plymouth Rock

Isn’t that man holding a driver’s license?

Wow! Those claws

The origin of the Ammonites is my favorite smut. Aka, Lot and the daughters. Incest? More like in-Best

That’s why they moan a lot. The ooooohhhooo is from the other end

I like to report that the silicon wedding ring creeping up his knuckle is a sign of diivorce

Tropical fruit, so I can relive my trip to Thailand

The ninja has sexy eyes

Here you go

1-2-3-4-5

Spaceballs

Yes!

I don’t need AI to know I’m ugly

Snitches get riches

Hello neighbor